I don’t know, if this keeps up, I could make a regular feature out of this. Some of these things are hysterical.
Not always. But every once in a while, something comes across my search term section in the WordPress dashboard that absolutely blows me away, or makes me chuckle, or leaves me scratching my head wondering what the heck that person might’ve been looking for and what they found here on my blog. It can be a little creepy sometimes, but it’s funny most of the time.
Here’s one from today:
internet search engines for enemas
*Sigh.* Please, people. Please. At least this one’s not searching for public restrooms too. That’s … that’s gotta be a little improvement, right? I can’t say that I’m pleased to be the first stop for so many people searching for an enema, though. Not sure how to interpret that.
I was really amused by this one, for some reason:
“3rd grade” “wetting my”
Uh … okay. What were you wetting in 3rd grade, whoever you are? Your … lips? whistle? What?
“Pants”, perhaps?
That, of course, reminds me of a story, as it would any old timer in the twilight of their years and faculties.
