Search Terms – What??

Yeah, I’ve had some doozies come up on my search term items, and I’ve tried to blog about those here to make you all smile.  I hope it worked.  But the one I found today was just … well, it was just sorta weird and scary.

Normally, I try to help people out with their search terms.  I don’t think I can help this person, though.

I don’t scare easily.  Well, I do, but not about those kinds of things.  This creeped me out just enough for me to share it with you.

See that little number there?  Yeah, creepy.

Now, I once wrote a story called Dingle Balls and Outhouse Walls, and you can find that puppy over here.  That’s the reason for the hit.  But … I’m trying to imagine under what circumstances someone wanted to find out about this particular search term.

On the other hand, the whole “blue balls” thing has really negative connotations for me.  So maybe I’m just looking at this the wrong way.  Hopefully the more innocuous meaning of this term is the one that sent some individual on that particular search mission.  Hopefully.

I guess I just never figured there’d be reason to string those particular words together in that way.

The scariest part of this though, is that the person who found my blog using that search term … didn’t read the story I mentioned before.

*Shudder*

God only knows why not, but that could mean they were looking for something … something else.  Something more.  Instructions, maybe?  I don’t know.  I truly don’t.  I don’t even want to know.

Something for all of us to think about.

I’m not even going into this one:

-JDT-

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