Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends,
we’re so glad you could attend! Come inside, come inside!
-Emerson, Lake and Palmer
Yes, indeedy, ladies and gentlemen, and everyone that excludes, it’s time once again to see the weirdness in the DarcKnyt search terms repository! See the freaks — and be left shivering in creeping gooseflesh! See the comedy, and struggle to restrain your bladder! See the kookiness, the oddity, the bizarre world of my search terms.
Okay, let’s see what Uncle Fester has for us today:

Ah, yes! Behold, the Dingleballs of doom!
For the person doing a search for those: What the hell are they, and why are you here?? (Sorry, no offense but … aren’t these those weird things you cram up your sweetheart’s ass during sex? You know, they come on a nylon rope or something? Am I the only one that knows about these? Or am I totally off here?)
So, anyway … moving on.
Ghost Hunters in Cleveland, TN., huh? Well, I hadn’t really thought of ol’ Cleveland as a particularly haunted place, but what do I know? Is that the site of a lot of civil war battles? At least a few? What kinds of hauntings are we talking about there? I lived and played not too far away from there in Rossville, GA., so I’m kinda-sorta familiar with the setting. What’s up down there with the specters?
Finally, we have cyclone fence poles. Oh yeah, baby. Now you’re talkin’ my language, now you’re movin’ to my beat, now you’re in my ‘hood, now you’re … anyway, here’s something you might enjoy. Let me know if you do.
So, all-in-all, not too weird today. Except dingleballs. Man, I should have thought more carefully about the name of that post. I really should. Because now all night I’m going to be thinking about those ridiculous plastic spheres strung onto a nylon rope.
Honey? Whatcha doin’ right now?
-JDT-










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March 14, 2008 at 1:37 pm
DarcsFalcon
Laughing, that’s what I’m doing, laughing! I always thought dingleballs were the little fuzzy balls attached to some kind of fabric or something - we used to see them all the time when we were kids, in the teenagers cars. Remember? It was “decoration.” If you had an Impala, you had dingleballs.
LTY!
March 14, 2008 at 1:39 pm
DarcKnyt
LOML — Yeah, in lowriders, usually. Draped all over the interior ceiling, hot-glued to the liner. And some sort of fake velvety fuzz for upholstery.
LTY2.
March 14, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Bart
I think dingleballs are the little red velvet balls that hang from excellently large sombreros. Can we get some final word on it?
March 14, 2008 at 2:22 pm
DarcKnyt
Bart — Yes, those are similar in genus to the dingleballs my loving wife referenced. I do hope a dingleball authority comes by to state emphatically and finally what they are, what they’re used for, and why we care.
Sorry about my other comment! I saw the last name in the email and thought you were Bryce. Thanks for coming by!
March 14, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Raga6
I was totally wrong about what dingleballs meant apparently. I won’t say what I thought they were so you won’t think I’m a sicko, but I did learn something new today so that’s a good thing!
Raga
March 14, 2008 at 6:42 pm
DarcKnyt
Raga — Don’t go shy on us now! Let’s have it! Out with it, girl!
March 14, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Penfury
Heh, now who do we know that wrote a short story about dingleballs and outhouse walls? I thik you said they were the funky little balls on someone’s tennis socks.
Yeah, I have a mind like a steel trap and sometimes it’s even open.
March 14, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Raga6
I thought dingleballs were something that gets caught in your tushy area, omg I’m turning so red here, that collect after you wipe said area with toilet paper. But now I think they’re called dingleberries. :”>
March 14, 2008 at 10:30 pm
DarcKnyt
Raga — EEEEEEEEWWWWWWW! You sicko! JUST KIDDING!! HAHAHA!! I’m sorry, I’m evil.
Yes, the items you describe I’ve heard were called “dingleberries”. Not that I’d know.
Penfury — Yep, you caught me!! I guess I brought this on myself, what with my sick childhood memories and such.
Good catch!! :Thanks for coming by!!
March 15, 2008 at 6:42 am
damyantig
Darc, I have taken to only clicking on your “weird search term” posts! Now, is that a good or bad thing?
http://amloki.blogspot.com
http://damyantiwrites.wordpress.com
March 15, 2008 at 12:56 pm
DarcKnyt
Damiyantig — It’s fine, I’m glad you like them. If nothing else I have to say is interesting, at least I can entertain you with those strange searches and my responses.