image Okay, I’ve had some weird search terms come my way over the course of the months I’ve been tracking them, and I have to say, this one’s about the second weirdest ever.

The first weirdest, ever, no kidding?  Someone did a search for “Sexy”.  That’s right, just “Sexy”.  No modifier, no qualifier, just … “Sexy”.  And the weird part?  They found MY blog doing so!  Hunh!  Go figger!

Anyway, this one’s weird too.  Very weird.

Raga, I need you to step up and let this person know what the deal is with outhouses and toilet paper string lights.  What the hell is a toilet paper string light?  Sounds either dangerous or painful.  So … being my resident expert on burning outhouses down, and the need for flame-retardant siding on them — I’m counting on you to tell me what the heck this person is looking for so I can fill ‘em in.

Just kidding, Rags.  I probably spew more sh!t in a day than you have your entire life.  We love you, sweetie.

But, if anyone out there does know what the Red Devil this is all about — keep it to yourself.  I don’t want to know.

Happy light stringing on your outhouse, whoever you are.  It certainly sounds like a great time.

New fiction tomorrow, but not Witch Hunt.  I’m not … I just have a really bad case of block with that right now.  I’m workin’ on it.

God bless, y’all.

-JDT-