Okay, I’ve had some weird search terms come my way over the course of the months I’ve been tracking them, and I have to say, this one’s about the second weirdest ever.
The first weirdest, ever, no kidding? Someone did a search for “Sexy”. That’s right, just “Sexy”. No modifier, no qualifier, just … “Sexy”. And the weird part? They found MY blog doing so! Hunh! Go figger!
Anyway, this one’s weird too. Very weird.
Raga, I need you to step up and let this person know what the deal is with outhouses and toilet paper string lights. What the hell is a toilet paper string light? Sounds either dangerous or painful. So … being my resident expert on burning outhouses down, and the need for flame-retardant siding on them — I’m counting on you to tell me what the heck this person is looking for so I can fill ‘em in.
Just kidding, Rags. I probably spew more sh!t in a day than you have your entire life. We love you, sweetie.
But, if anyone out there does know what the Red Devil this is all about — keep it to yourself. I don’t want to know.
Happy light stringing on your outhouse, whoever you are. It certainly sounds like a great time.
New fiction tomorrow, but not Witch Hunt. I’m not … I just have a really bad case of block with that right now. I’m workin’ on it.
God bless, y’all.
-JDT-










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May 17, 2008 at 7:17 am
Sherri Cornelius
Woo! New fiction!
May 17, 2008 at 11:21 am
DarcKnyt
Sherri — *blush* Thanks, darling. I love you!
May 17, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Raga6
Okay so I’m actually stumped on this one. The only thing I can come up with is that maybe someone wants to use cardboard rolls like a Chinese lantern, maybe. I don’t know. I’d be pretty interesting to see though!
I’m with Sherri! I can’t wait for more fiction. And don’t worry about Witch Hunt. The crew will creep back into your head and you’ll get inspired.
May 17, 2008 at 1:57 pm
DarcsFalcon
I’m wondering - maybe they mean little decorative lights shaped like tp rolls? I’ve seen them shaped like fish, chinese lanterns, sombreros, stuff like that. I can’t imagine actually making lights out of tp. That’s just too flammable!
May 17, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Raga6
Maybe we have a secret out house pyromaniac on our hands. Poor outhouses, all living in fear.
May 17, 2008 at 2:04 pm
DarcKnyt
LOML — I don’t know, babe; your guess is as good, or better, than mine. *shrug* Love you desperately and foolishly.
Raga — Well, if even YOU’RE stumped, Raga, I won’t feel so bad (because I grew up in an area where outhouses were for lakeside resorts at boat launches, not because I’m superior somehow).
And any secret outhouse pyromaniacs out there — please, start your OWN blog! You frighten me!
I hope you’ll like what I did with the new fiction, sweets. It’s a one-off, though, so don’t look for another serial. Just FYI.
Love you hon!
May 19, 2008 at 8:26 am
Dwight
Sorry. That search was me. I was looking for Falcon’s blog.
May 19, 2008 at 9:13 am
DarcKnyt
Dwight — OOOOohhh. I see. Thanks for the clarity!
May 19, 2008 at 9:48 am
DarcsFalcon
Hey! I saw that!
May 19, 2008 at 1:49 pm
DarcKnyt
LOML —
May 21, 2008 at 9:57 pm
anniegirl1138
Search terms are either funny, odd or leave you feeling in need of a shower.
May 22, 2008 at 7:13 am
DarcKnyt
Hi, Anniegirl1138 — I agree! This one was maybe a little of each.