More Search Terms and Traffic Whoring

Well, after having a huge spike in traffic last week, I let myself drop off the blogosphere. I guess being a traffic whore just don’t pay, especially when you’re in an emotionally-draining situation that doesn’t allow a lot of room for being funny, creative or interesting. My hit count is back to where it was before I started counting them. I’ll miss you, readers.

So, I’ll check the search terms that bring people to my various blogs and find interesting ones and post those from time to time. I’ll try to do some software reviews, IF I can get a free copy, and I’ll write fiction. Really, I will. I’m poised now to be able to complete the plotting and start outlining the course of the much-requested Witch Hunt. That looms large in my future, but I can’t guarantee how often I’ll post. I just want to do some writing before I forget how.

Search terms? Well, on the upside, someone did a search for List of Six, I believe, the program for managing priorities and to-do lists, written by my buddy Bryce Beattie. I did a review on it recently, which you can check out here. That’s good; anything I can do to help out Bryce means a lot to me, because he’s been a good friend, is one of the most generous individuals I’ve ever met, is a fellow writer, a father and just a plain ol’ nice guy. Oh, and he writes very good software, too, so if you aren’t checking out Baby Katie Media, you should. I love Text Tree, and would love to see that go mainstream production, making him wealthy. I think every writer should use it.

Anyway, here’s a search term:

i darcness

Okay, not sure about that. When I do the search myself, I find … well, myself. A lot. I named every blog I had “DarcNess”, which is a play on part of my wife’s name and part of my name. I spelled it with a “c” instead of the standard “k” because when I originally requested the handle “Dark Knight” it wasn’t available. I got creative, and … that’s why I’m the DarcKnyt. Why the affiliation with Batman? I don’t really know, honestly. I identify with the character … a lot. He’s a product of tragedy in his life … me too. He’s brooding, dark and is about a quarter of a tick from being a psychopath. Me too. He’s trying to do good in a world of evil and help those overwhelmed by it. Me not so much. He’s a billionaire. Me not so much. He’s tall, handsome, strong and tuned to physical human perfection. Me not so much. He’s got a really kick-ass car. Me not so much. He has a plane. Me not so much. He has a boat. Me not so much. He …

All right, I guess other than being psycho and a product of pain and anguish, we don’t have that much in common. Still, he’s my favorite comic book character. It used to be Spider-Man when I was a lad, but now, it’s the Dark Knight. Why?

Because there’s nothing superhuman or supernatural about Batman except his bank account. Other than that, everything he does is done within the realms of his human capabilities. I admired that he made the most of what he could be, and I always identified with that.

I guess I’m still more in-line and in-kind with Frankenstein’s monster. More on that in another post … maybe.

So, for that individual searching for “I, DarcNess,” well … you found me. If you meant “I, Darkness” — Google should have helped you out with that. If not, then leave me a comment and say “hey”. I’d love to hear from you. πŸ™‚

Have fun over your remaining weekend, everyone.

God bless,



4 thoughts on “More Search Terms and Traffic Whoring

  1. I get a lot of “sherri nude” on my search terms. WTF? A lot of other “nude” searches, too. I hate it when my name comes up in the search terms but they don’t comment. Makes me paranoid.


  2. Sherri: Yeah — yeah, sorry ’bout that. I’ll start commenting but … I don’t ever find what I’m looking for on your site. Anymore. Did you take ’em down or somethin’?


    Hope you’re doing great this weekend. We love you.

  3. I’ve gotten “white, cat, luck” on mine. Haha! I bet you can guess which post that was.

    On my old blog, “My Life Exposed” (a play on the photography thing) I got “cheerleaders exposed.”


    I hope you’re having a great week, Knyt! I’ve been praying for you and your wife.

  4. Amateur – Thanks for coming by, and we really, really appreciate the prayers. Keep ’em comin’ — we need all we can get. πŸ™‚

    Interesting how even the most innocent of terms can bring you the most icky traffic, huh?

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