You’ve got to be kidding me, right?
I mean, of all the things to turn up in my odd search terms — and I get some doozies as you all know — this one is somehow unique in it’s oddity. It’s a singlarity of weirdness. It’s just … well, it’s just kinda icky.
Come on, ‘Net freaks … what makes you search for something like that?? I mean, can’t we just leave football alone? Isn’t it bad enough that there’s some weird form of everything else, and for God’s sake, wasn’t the last round of football bastardization (ala the XFL) weird enough?? Do we really need “spank” football too? Really??
I’m beside myself with grief, and yet … some sick part of me pictures what this might actually look like. That’s just … pathetic. And a little chilling.
Save yourselves while you can.