Well, since I can’t really tell why the traffic on my blog is dropping, and since Sherri recommended trying NUDE PICTURES as a hook, I figure I’ll do that.
If, therefore, you have arrived here because you saw NUDE PICTURES in the search terms, I have to tell you, there aren’t any NUDE PICTURES on this blog. If there were, you wouldn’t like them. The people I could get to pose for me in NUDE PICTURES would be … not something most others would want to see. I don’t have a problem showing you a NUDE PICTURE of me, but I’m warning you: it’s not what you think it is.
Ready? Here is a NUDE PICTURE of me, caught skinny dipping:
Happy now?
Hope this NUDE PICTURE generates traffic.
God bless, y’all.
-JDT-
DarcKnyt 
You could also include a link to strengthen your page rank. Good luck, TW!
Thanks, Sherri! But — no comment on my portrait??
😉 Love you hon!
Woo woo! Start shakin’ that money maker, I got a handful of dollars! LOL
Raga
PS. I was thinking you should do some sort of expose on outhouse abusers. 😉
Raga — WOO! Dollars! Yay! LOL!
I’d need you as a research assistant to do that expose. Interested? 😉
Love you hon, hope you’re okay. 🙂
LOL!
I have also noticed that any mention of Angelina Jolie brings on the hordes. Good luck with this nude thing.
Thanks, Annie! I’d hoped to make it on my own merits, but now I see the wisdom of adding Angelina’s name to the mix. What doesn’t get better with a little Angelina in it? Porn, fantasies, really bad movies, brownies, cookies, beef wellington … the list is endless. 🙂
Thanks for stopping by!
Better yet, embed THIS AWESOME VIDEO!
Just don’t watch it at work too much.
I’m leaning toward NOT safe for most workplaces.
Dwight — Thanks, bro. I’ll take a look at it … when I get home. 😉 Thanks for stopping by!
Your’e hilarious, Knyt! Love the portrait, but I think I might actually be able to do a better job of capturing your essence. 🙂 Ummm…your clothed essence.
Casey — Aww … clothes. Shucks. 😉 Lenses are expensive … careful what you shoot. 😀 Glad you liked it.