You’ve gotta be kiddin’ me!
For weeks and weeks now, I’ve been free from strange, disgusting search terms. I thought maybe, just maybe, my blog was clean enough now to have dropped off the sicko radar. As of last night, I couldn’t find anything ugly in my search terms going back quite a way, so my Weird Search Terms post yesterday made me smile. It was odd, but not yucky.
And now everything is ruined again. The Internet scum have found me again.
Today, I looked again just out of curiosity. And you know what I found?
You know what’s worst about it? I hoped I’d never see anything like this again. I actually thought the Internet would be nicer somehow.
I’m a dolt for thinking that.
On the other hand, this is putrid. What sort of weirdo actually does a search for this kind of thing? And God help me, what was I thinking that I used that stupid word in one of my posts. It’s a lot like some of the bad choices I made when I was young– they keep coming back to haunt me.
Well, so much for the integrity of the Internet.
God bless, y’all.