All right, me hardies, avast! Pay attention!
There’s a contest afoot! That’s right, a contest for all. Everyone can play, anyone can enter, and the prize is more recognition than you can shake a stick at. A five-paragraph write-up, boasting your talents, abilities, wiles and beauty.
Like thte idea? You know you do, you flattery whore, you.
Go check out my buddy Ben Rogers at Mr. Rogers’ Zombiehood for details and to enter.
Go on … you know you want to.