My expectations must simply be too high. Or maybe I’m just too damned old.
I love horror. It’s my genre of choice — my drug of choice, if you will. When I reach for something to read, I want to be chilled, creeped out, riveted to the book. I recently finished Stephen King’s Bag of Bones, and it kept me up literally all night once and came really close two or three other times as I turned the pages. No, it wasn’t “scary”, but it was engaging, and a good read. King’s OTTBFs (“Over The Top Big Finishes” — h/t to Sherri for that one) can often let me down (this one did), but the writing, right up to the end, was usual King fare. Very well done, excellent all the way through. It’s a door stopper at 529 pages or so, and it was a library book (read: Hardbound), but despite the size (and weight!), I couldn’t stop reading it. Most of King’s books I’ve read held me captive; Salem’s Lot, The Dead Zone, Firestarter, Cujo, Pet Sematary, Christine, It, The Stand, The Shining … all fantastic reads. Sans some of the OTTBFs, of course.
When I watch movies, I want the same thing. I remember being held spellbound and scared to death by movies like The Exorcist when I was young; Jaws did the same thing. I remember enjoying movies like Ghost Story, and the book by Peter Straub upon which it was based, and I had fun with movies like An American Werewolf in London, The Howling. I loved movies like The Good Shepherd and Next and Vanilla Sky. Bladerunner was fantastic. I loved 12 Monkeys. And Alien (not that crap-ass series of sequels, thankyouverymuch) was one of my favorites of all time. I’ve seen and enjoyed movies before. I know it’s possible.
As for horror movies, I really loved the original Halloween with the Scream Queen herself, Jamie Lee Curtis. I already mentioned some of my other favorites. I used to adore the Hammer Studios movies, what with Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing and the thick gelatin blood and wonderful vampiric darkness. Ah, the memories! And Dracula with Frank Langela as the Count was one of my favorites. Truth be told, it still is.
But something happened somewhere along the way. I remember seeing The Hills Have Eyes back in the 70s when I was a kid and being horrified by the prospect of rednecks eating people. I remember how frightening the idea of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was, and how I couldn’t bear to face it when I heard, through sources I deemed credible (they weren’t), that it was based on a true story*. Now, I can’t seem to get scared to save my life. Matter of fact, I can’t even sit through an entire movie anymore.
I remember catching Dawn of the Dead on cable some time ago. I think it was DotD. Might’ve been another Romero. It was a recent remake of an older “classic”, where the protagonists are trapped in a Mall while the zombies swarm around them. They eventually must escape, do so to a boat, sail to an island and are greeted there by … zombies.
I fell asleep sometime during the film. I just … couldn’t get into it.
I have FEARnet on my cable’s OnDemand package. I check it every once in a while, to see what’s there. John Carpenter‘s The Prince of Darkness is playing now. It’s an oldie, but a goodie. I didn’t watch it. Instead, I wanted to watch one called Ghosts of Mars, with Jason Statham, Ice Cube (what’s with that name?) and a hot blonde I’m not familiar with. Basically, she’s recounting a story on a Mars colony, where she’s a drug-using cop. It’s a matriarchal society, so women are in control. But I got part way through the thing and it was so bad, I shut it off. I just couldn’t take it.
I’m not a fan of gore. Suspense? Love it. Thrills? Bring it. Scare me? If you can, I dare you, I welcome you. But gore me? Pff. Please. I’ve seen some pretty awful things in real life, and I double-dog dare you to top Saving Private Ryan for pure gore shock value. Not gonna happen.
Which leaves me … what? I’m sort of looking forward to seeing new films when they come around, like The Unborn. Liv Tyler’s in one that’s on Pay-per-View right now called The Strangers, an American remake of a big foreign film from a couple years back. I’d like to see that one. And there were a few others; SciFi made one, and I saw the trailer on Apple.com before I knew it was a SciFi network film, called Splinter. That looked good. I was in the mood to see The Ruins (which is supposed to be a fine book), but couldn’t find it anymore — it was on PPV a few weeks (or has it been months?) ago, and I hoped it was on one of the premium channel movie sets, but it’s not. Maybe I missed it, but I hope not.
So, if I don’t want gore, I don’t have a lot of choices in the horror field anymore. I saw one called Ginger Snaps II a couple of months ago, and it had potential, but it was just another homemade-looking B-movie full of mediocre (over)actors, some kid on a synthesizer in his basement doing the musical “score” — you know, the same one(s) who make all the porn movie music — and a stuffed elk or something being used as the monster.
The Saw franchise seems popular, but only if you’re under 20. Otherwise, it looks like just another kidnap-and-slash movie to me. But that’s me.
So, what’s a good horror movie that’s about actually horrifying and scaring the audience, not about nauseating them? Any recommendations? Good Sci-Fi is welcome too; love me some Sci-Fi.
Sound off, y’all.
*Like a lot of other movie serial-killing “monsters”, those in TCM and THHE were based, loosely, on the incredible story of Ed Gein, a prototypical butcher and human monster. The ghoulish Gein seeded ideas for movie monsters like Jame “Buffalo Bill” Gumb in Silence of the Lambs, Norman Bates from Psycho, and yes, Leatherface in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The events of TCM, otherwise, are purely fictional.
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